Vitagen

Have you ever drank Vitagen? That sensation when you quench your thirst with that Green-coloured Apple Flavored drink, aaahhhhh. What am I saying, dammit.

So anyway, last Saturday I did the most random-est thing I've ever did in a while (Yes, I frequently do random stuff). So I went to a supermarket trying to find the beverage section to grab a carton of Vitagen.

After 30 minutes of walking and walking, I stumbled upon a really long freezer that keeps those drinks. It took me about 15 minutes just to find a carton of Vitagen which you can easily find a normal store.

So I took it, placed in the trolley that I was pushing, then suddenly a promoter lady comes up to me and say "Hey, you don't want that, try Solvite it has no artificial colouring". I replied "No thanks, I prefer Vitagen".

So I tried to avoid her by walking the opposite direction, but she starts saying "But this Solvite has no colouring, waaaay better than that Vitagen. No wonder your face has so many pimples".

I turned around and said straight to her face "I BELIEVE IN VITAGEN, LONG LIVE VITAGEN!!".
I walked away, with a straight face that I couldn't keep for long. I ended up laughing all the way to the checkout counter.

A little part of me died that day, I hate you promoter lady.
The things I do for Vitagen, I mean like, come on, who drinks Solvite anyway.
If you're reading this while drinking Solvite, you're doing it wrong.

Signing off,
Alan.

"Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, take it, because drugs are expensive".